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Scam Blog
Friday, March 18, 2005
  New Scammer

Here's just a bit of the new guy, John Bongani. In previous emails, I
insisted on calling him John Bonjovi and aksed him lots of questions about
Ritchie Sambora, etc.

You can skip the letters and just listen to the phone call. The link is at
the end of this post.

Rock on.

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ATTN: MR. DEAN,

PLEASE, IF I HAVE OFFEND YOU JUST FORGIVE ME OKAY, I SAID SO BECAUSE I
WAS CONSIDERING THE DEGREE OF THE TRANSACTION I WANT TO DO WITH YOU
AND I FELT THAT A NONS-SERIOUS PERSON WILL BE A BIG THREAT TO ME IF I
DISCLOSE THE TRANSACTION TO SUCH A PERSON.

SO, IF YOU ARE SERIOUS INDEED LET US TALK ON HOW TO GET THE
CONSIGNMENT OUT OF AFRICA TO YOUR COUNTRY OR TO ANY OVERSEA COUNTRY
WHERE YOU AND I WILL MEET FACE TO FACE AND DISCUSS THE BUSINESS.
ARE YOU READY? I WILL FORWARD YOU ALL THE DETAILS OF THE SECURITY
COMPANY SO THAT YOU CAN VERIFY FROM THEM.

I HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME MY DEAR, I DID NOT MEAN TO HURT YOU OR TO
BELITTLE YOU IN ANYWAY.

GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT PHONE NUMBER OR CELLPHONE I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO
YOU.

THANKS,

JOHN BONGANI

Ritchie Sambora Rocks

Mister Bonjovi,

I received your call. Thank you. That is a good faith measure to mend
my heart which was a little broken by your angry letter written last
week.

I am worried about imposters. Are you? I think we should have a secret
code word when communicating so we know that you are you and I am me
and we are all together.

When you call back, please use the code word "Ritchie Sambora Rocks"
at the beginning of your message.

I have spoken to my accountant and my attorney about withdrawing
another large sum of money next month when I travel to Europe and they
both say it will be fine. Would it be best if I had it transfered to
Naira?

Perhaps we could broker much of this transaction through paypal. Do
you have a paypal account? I do. The account number is 34.

I have two very naughty cats, Mister Snickers and JoJo the Dancing
Clown. They say "Meow" to you, my newest friend!

DEAN,
I TRUST YOU AND I AM WILLING TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU. BUT HOW CAN YOU
SAY WE HAVE TO TRANSFER THE FUND IN NAIRA , WHAT IS NAIRA SO TO SAY?

SO, WHEN ARE YOU READY TO GO TO ENGLAND? IF I GIVE YOU CONTACT
INFORMATION OF THE SECURITY FIRM ARE YOU READY TO CONTACT THEM FOR
YOUR ENQUIRIES?

YOU CAN CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER:27-733344450 , I HAVE TRIED TO CALL YOU
SEVERIAL TIMES WHY NOT CALL ME? GIVE ME YOUR PRIVATE LINE OR CELLPHONE
NUMBER I WILL BE GLAD.

WHAT SHOULD BE THE BETTER TIME TO GET YOU ON PHONE, TELL ME LET ME
CROSSCHECK WITH OUR LOCAL TIME HERE.

THANKS,
JOHN BONGANI

[RITCHIE SAMBORA ROCKS]

Please call again.

Are we or are we not business partners, my fiend?

If you say we are, then you must trust me, yes? Please use the code
"Ritchie Sambora Rocks" when you call.

It may already be too late, my pal, the security of this fine erection
may have been compromised, yes?

I will be in England and Fredonia. HAIL FREDONIA!

Mr. Snickers says hello and meow.

***GOT EM!!! SPAMSCAMSCAMII - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO***

ATTN:DEAN
"Ritchie Sambora Rocks"

I WILL BE USING THE SECRET CODE,
HOW COME SHOULD MY MONEY BE TRANSFERED INTO ANOTHER CURRENCY? WHAT DO
YOU HAVE TO DO WITH NIGERIA, A CORRUPT NATION. IF YOU AHVE ANY CONTACT
REGARDING THIS BUSINESS WITH ANYBODY OR INSTITUTION THERE, PLEASE
FORGET THIS BUSINESS. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY FAMILY INHERITANCE TO
ALIENS AND SOME EVILMEN.

I HOPE WE SHOULD FORGET THIS TRANSACTION SINCE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO
DO WITH NIGERIA ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. WE ARE SCARED OF THEM IN
AFRICA HERE. HOW COME YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM, DO YOU HAVE COMPANY OR
BUSINESS DOWN THERE? OR ARE YOU FROM THERE?

BE FRANK WITH ME OKAY.

BYE

JOHN BONGANI

http://www.spamscamscam.com/media/bonjovi.mp3

 
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